You Might Be Homeschooled If...

You Might Be Home Schooled If ...

• you never get "snow days" off
• "P.E." includes yard work
• you've ever been in more than three grades at once
• all the signatures on your graduation diploma end with the same last name
• after your first year in college, the academic dean keeps asking, "Are there any more at home like you?"
• your extracurricular activities take more time than your academics
• your teacher has ever come to school in her pajamas
• your family has the national average of 2.5 children...in each bedroom!
• you get your high school diploma BEFORE you get your driver's license
• your 15-passenger van contains more kids than the passing school bus
• your first real date is on your honeymoon
• your Home Economics class transitions smoothly into married life
• denim is a primary color
• your grade and your age have ever matched
• you NEVER get to use the "1-10 items" Express Lane in the grocery store
• you feel sorry for the over socialized public school kids
• you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment
• you have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can study
• the only questions you missed on the ACT were the ones dealing with "the late Cretaceous Period."
• your answering machine gets the phone more than you do
• the term "Anglo-Saxon" makes you think of your geometry book
• your mom can turn ANYTHING into an object lesson illustrating your current assignment
• the Home School Channel is the only channel allowed in your house
• the ACLU is considered a four-letter word in your house
• you think public school looks a whole lot like prison
• you consider loss of reading privileges to be the most drastic form of punishment
• you could win a science fair by summarizing your plenteous experience in removing stains from clothing
• you have changed FAR more diapers than the average day care worker
• your yearbook is also your baby book
• you can actually read your diploma when you graduate
• your four-year-old brother can answer the socialization question
• you have so many baby sitting requests that you form a referral company